New World Disorder (Dollar Vigilante)
Aloha Covidiots & Social Justice Warriors
Always dreamed of saving Earth, while living in an isolated Hawaiian paradise within Billionaire’s Orbit?
We’ve got you!
Coming To You Soon – Hawai’s first 5-minute city, Lahaina, Maui…
… Built Back Better from Ground Zero up.
Reserve your place TODAY!
Our specially prepared glamping sites have it all:
Masks! As many as you like, but no less than two
All-you-can-take Lethal Injections! FREE clots, myocarditis, and leprosy included
All-you-can-eat Bug Buffet! Smoked or regular
Excellent security! No one goes in or out without government permission – our specially trained armed forces will make sure of that
But wait, there’s more
NO traditional family extremists!
NO right-wing anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorists
NO harmful climate change gas stoves or LED lights
NO harmful cars – because you won’t need to go anywhere… ever again.
Don’t miss this opportunity to live the life you’ve always dreamed of.
Together, we can save lives… and the planet.
(No trees or billionaires were harmed in the making of this New World Order city).
